January 14 2010
Prabhu Pepsi Pvt Ltd
Company Profile: A small up-and-coming company with businesses dealing mainly with computer accessories, online publishing (ie blogging), communications (ie relationships), and food & beverage (ie eating).
Vacancy status for all positions in company
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Welfare Department (ie People Who Feed, Cloth and Care for prabhu)
- 2 permanent full-time staff (Mum & Dad)
Purchasing / Procurement Department (ie People Who are Shopping Buddies)
- 1 part-time partner (guru), full-time position vacant
Human Relations Department (ie People Who Give & Receive Hugs & Kisses to & from prabhu)
- 3 part-time staff (Krithi, Kavin & Charan), full-time position vacant
Communications Department (ie People Who are prabhu’s Online Friends, for example Commenters in Blog)
- 1 staff on sabbatical leave (kavitha), several full-time staff (satya, pooja, etc), many part-time staff (krishna, pranav, anjali, and unknown), position always available for jobseekers
Stand-by Staff for Miscellaneous Appointments (ie People Who Can Have Dinner or Watch Movie At a Moment’s Notice)
- Vacant, currently relying on temp agency (guru, sarav)
Telephone Operator / Stand-by Staff for Emergency Backup (ie People to Call at 2AM When Suffering from Emotional Breakdown)
- nobody qualified from temp agency or other sources, vacant and urgently needed!
Is your company understaffed too? It’s really hard to find good employees nowadays, yeah?
Ha ha, Its the opposite here.
ReplyDeleteJust couple of days the company that I work for, gave the pink slip to a lot of people.
Disappointment all around, people who were in the company for like 10-15 years were asked to leave, it was out of the blue.
I guess they all can contact you.