P R A B H U P E P S I: May 2013

My answering machine

May 30 2013

1) Hi. This is Prabhu Pepsi: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have LOTS of money.

2) Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner.

3) Hi. I'm probably home; I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

So true...!!

May 24 2013

1 stone is enough to break a glass.
1 sentence is enough to break a heart.
1 sec is enough to fall in love.

But y d hell 1 chapter is not enough to pass in exam...???

A boy's eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd...
:
But
:
A boy's heart is slower than
Governments bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves.

Professor: What's attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Student: jimbalakadi bamba.
Professor: Sorry, I don't understand what u said?
Student: Same here sir!

Father to son: why don't u just go and study?
Son: what for?
Father: U'll get good marks...
Son: then?
Father: U'll get good job.
......Son: then?
Father: U'll have big house, new car.
Son: so what after that?
Father: after that U'll relax.
Son: so what do u think I m doing right now???

Announcement in University:
"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"
Another announcement after 20 minutes:
"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"

Ugly Truth:
In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
...& it's 7:45

But in Office,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
& It's Still 9:31