Mr.Underwear

16-01-16

Underwear is the greatest invention made by man. Many people claim that they are the inventors of the underwear. But as an historian, It is my duty to set historical precedence right so that the right person is honored. வரலாறு ரொம்ப முக்கியம் அமைச்சரே !.

Underwear was invented by a Tamil man by the name,"அண்டர் வரையார்"(like  வானவராயர்) Then by British people it becomes Underwear. 
This is a 2000 year old picture unearthed by archaeologists. This picture shows Mr.Undadayer  stitching something using his sewing machine. Now as a critic, you would argue that photography was not invented during that time. For all the doubters, let me tell you that this is not a photograph. This is a painting drawn by Ms.Kusalambal Kuppusamy who was a famous painter of that time.

Some other critics might say that Sewing machines were invented only in 1790 by Thomas Saint. Such critics have no other job other than getting their brains conked up by reading some internet articles. Please do not believe all that you read online. Let us come back to Mr.Undadayer .

Mr.Undadayer  was a tailor and he lived very long ago. One day when he was stitching clothes, he saw a man running on the streets without any clothes. The naked man was shouting "Eureka, Eureka". A dog chased the naked man and bit his lollipop. 

Mr.Undadayer ran to the biting scene and saved the naked man from the dog and treated him. He then stitched an undergarment for the naked man and that particular piece of clothing came to be called as "Mr.Undadayer" (hen it named as underwear). 

The naked man was none other than Archimedes. I am sure there will be hundreds of critics who will still not believe this post and will try to find loopholes in this post. But history cannot be repeated just for them.

-Prabhu

Examination Tips

16-01-16

Ten things that happen in every exam halls


1) Exams make people get closer to God. The five minutes before receiving the question paper and the one minute after receiving the question paper in hand, is the period during which fervent prayers are offered to God. People who have not touched the book also become spiritual hoping God to do a miracle

2) If you write a lot of trees for RDBMS papers (Relational Data Base Management System) you will get good marks. I am an BSc Computer Science Student from  NGM College (1998 batch) Pollachi.

3) If you happen to sit behind a studious student, you automatically get an inspiration.

4) The hand writing in the first two pages resembles a neatly written record book. I the last 30 minutes of the exam, everyone becomes a doctor. (All Doctors have bad hand writings. So I take the liberty to make this statement. Doctors, who have good handwriting, please excuse me. Don't file a defamation case against me. I have a weak body. அடி தாங்க மாட்டேன்)

5) A student who helps you during exam time by passing chits, showing you the right answer is a FRIEND

6) A student who does not help you during exam time is a terrorist and such a person should be immediately sent to Pakistan.

7) The first person to leave the hall after finishing the exam is seen as the hero of the class. Usually I do this when I goes out, I usually wait at the entrance and makes sure some body else joins with me. Then I encourages the others from outside showing hand gestures to come out soon.

8) People who teach us sure-shot questions right before we enter the exam hall are the spiritual gurujis of the class.

9) People who use scientific calculators in the exam are scientists. Most of the time, I just press random buttons on the scientific calculator (especially when the invigilator is in close proximity)

10) I forgot the 10th point. This always happens with me. For a ten point answer, I would always forget one point. But I would not just leave it blank. I would fill that point with some answer as I have done here.

- Prabhu

கண்ணீரில்லாமல்!

15-01-2016

பல நாட்கள் ஆகிறது நான் blog பக்கம் வந்து வேலை பலு மற்றும் குடும்ப பொறுப்புகள் வேறு. சரி இனி வாரம் ஒரு post ஆவது முயற்சி செய்கிறேன். 
sujatha
ஏழு வருடங்களுக்குப் பிறகும் வாரம் ஒருமுறையாவது ஞாபகத்துக்கு வந்து விடுவார். பதான் கோட்டில் தீவிரவாதிகள்  எப்படி புகுந்தார்கள் என்றும், ஆகாய விமானங்கள் தடயமின்றி காணாமல் போனாலோ, இந்தியாவை சுத்தம் செய்கிறேன் என்று யாராவது சவடால் விட்டாலோ, சென்னையில் ஸ்டிக்கர் ஓட்டினாலோ ‘சே, வாத்தியார் என்ன சொல்லியிருப்பார்’ என்றே இன்னமும் தோன்றுவது அதிசயமல்ல.

அவரெழுதிய எந்த ஒரு புத்தகத்தை இப்போது படிக்கும் போதும், ‘இவருக்கு என்ன தான் புரியாமல் போயிருக்கும்’ என்று தோன்றுவதும் அதிசயமல்ல. முன்னமே சொன்னது போல், எத்தனை பெரிய ரிசஷனயும் மறக்கடிக்கும் எழுத்துக்களை தந்ததற்கு நன்றிகள் பல, வாத்யாரே !!

பி.கு – கண்ணீரில்லாமல் – சுஜாதா உயிர்மையில் 2004-05களில் எழுதிய கட்டுரைத்தொகுப்பு. அதில் சங்ககால காப்பிய சித்தர்கள் முதல் க்வாண்டம் தியரி வரை கர்நாடக சங்கீதம் முதல்  கிரிக்கெட் வரை வழக்கமான சகலமும் எழுதி இருப்பார் முடிந்தால் வாங்கி  படியுங்கள் அனைவர்க்கும் இனிய பொங்கல் வாழ்த்துக்கள் அனைவர்க்கும் சௌக்கியம்.

நூலக ஞாபகம்

14-01-16

லயன்காமிக்ஸ்
சுதர்சனிடம் பேசிக்கொண்டிருக்கும் போது சிறுவயதில் தனியாக வீட்டில் நூலகம் நடத்தியது ஞாபகம் வந்தது. முன்றவதோ நான்கவதோ படித்துக் கொண்டிருந்தேன். அந்த கோடை விடுமுறையில் திடீரென்று கையில் இருந்த புத்தகங்களை எல்லாம் போட்டு ஒரு நூலகம் வைத்து சம்பாதிக்கலாம் என்று ஏனோ தோன்றியது. காரணம் சரியாக ஞாபகம் இல்லை. எங்கேயாவது படித்ததாலோ அல்லது “அவனப் பாரு, எப்படி சூட்டிபா இருக்கான்” என்று யாரையோ காட்டி விட்டுப் பெரியவர்களில் யாரோ சொன்னதாலோ இருக்கலாம்.

நாங்கள் இருந்த அந்த மரக்கடை  தெருவின் எதிரே பெரிய சந்தில் 50-60 வீடுகள் இருந்தன. எல்லா வீட்டிலும் ஒரிரு குழந்தைகளாவது இருந்தார்கள். எப்படி எல்லாம் மார்கெட் ஸ்டடி செய்தேனா என்று தெரியாது. ஆனால் நினைத்த இரண்டொரு நாளில் நூலகம் ஆரம்பித்து விட்டேன்.

கையில் எழுபது என்பது புத்தகங்களாவது இருந்தன. லயன் காமிக்ஸ், முத்து காமிக்ஸில் ஆரம்பித்து பூந்தளிர், ரத்னபாலா, அம்புலிமாமா, கோகுலம், அமர் சித்ர கதா என்று என் வயது சிறுவர்கள் படிக்கும் புத்தகங்கள். அவ்வப்பொது அண்ணனிடம் சுட்ட ஒரு இரு ஸ்போர்ட்ஸ் ஸ்டாரும், ரீடர்ஸ் டைஜஸ்டும் அகப்படலாம். வீட்டுல் எல்லாரும் தூங்கிய பிறகு, அந்த புத்தகங்களை அள்ளிப் போட்டு ஒவ்வொன்றிலும் நம்பர் எழுத ஆரம்பித்து விட்டேன். அதை தவிர அதை படிக்கும் சார்ஜ் என்று நானாய் முடிவு செய்த விஷயங்கள். அமர் சித்ர கதாவாயிருந்தால் 50 காசு, ராணி காமிக்ஸிற்கு பத்து காசு, தீபாவளி மலருக்கு 75 காசு என்று எனக்கு மட்டுமே புரிந்த கணக்கு.

பெட்ரூம் அலமாரியில் இருந்த அத்தனையையும் தூக்கி தூர வைத்து விட்டு இந்த புத்தகங்களை உயர வாரியாக அடுக்கி வைத்தேன். ஒரு பழைய துணியை அயர்ன் செய்து திரையிட்டு கதவை மூடினேன். நூலகத்திற்கு பெயர் வைத்ததாய் ஞாபகமில்லை. அடுத்த நாள் என் நூலக மனி திறப்பு விழா. கிரிக்கெட் ஆடிக்கொண்டிருந்த நண்பர்களிடம் விஷயம் சொன்னவுடன் கொஞ்சம் புரியாமல் மட்டையை கிழே போட்டுவிட்டு நூலகத்தை பார்க்க வந்தார்கள். அந்த என்பது புத்தகங்களை ஒரு நூலகமாக அவர்களால் ஏற்றுக்கொள்ள முடிந்ததா என்று தெரியவில்லை. ஒரு புத்தகத்தையும் எடுக்காமல் போய்விட்டார்கள்.

அடுத்த நாள் ஜான்சா வந்து ஒரு ஸ்பைடர் புத்தகத்தை எடுத்துப் போனான். செந்தில் ஸ்போர்ட்ஸ் ஸ்டார் எடுத்தான்.  கிருஷ்ணகுமார் எடுத்து போன புத்தகத்தை ரோட்டில் வைத்து விட்டு கிரிக்கெட் விளையாடப் போய்விட்டான். ஒரு கல்லின் மேல் தனியாக கிடந்த என் புத்தகத்தை பார்த்த அந்த கணத்தில் புரிந்து போனது, என் புத்தகங்கள் தான் என் பொக்கிஷம். அந்த புத்தகத்தை எடுத்துப் போய் வீட்டில் வைத்தேன். லைப்ரரி மூடப்பட்டது. இன்று வரை.

Amma has single handedly saved TamilNadu from floods

13-01-16

The social media and anti Puratchi thalaivi gang is spreading false propoganda against our Puratchi Thalaivi Dr. Maanbumigu Amma J. Jayalalitha. It pains my heart to see people trying to defame our Amma. The opposition parties are in full swing trying to add a blackmark in the pure dove heart of our Chief minister.


I could not keep quiet any longer. This post is my defense with solid proofs on how Amma has single handedly saved TamilNadu from floods. Here are six reasons why Amma and no one else is responsible for rescuing, rehabilitating and providing safe environment for people who were affected by the flood.





Reason 1 : Amma brought unity in diversity by ordering rains to hit Tamil Nadu.
https://youtu.be/5LM32srggIM
Salem Collector made an announcement that the rains hit Tamil Nadu because of Amma's orders. Going by his verified statement, it is very clear that because of the rains, the whole world turned its eyes towards TamilNadu. If Amma had not done this, lot of people would not have joined hands for the rescue effort. An RJ Balaji, actor Siddharth, TamilNadu weather man, Shailender Babu would have been just ordinary entertainers and civil servants if not for Amma's order.

Reason 2: Amma sticker fiasco
There were rumors that AIADMK party workers forced relief workers to affix Amma stickers on relief materials. These rumors were spread by opposition party members and their TV channels. The opposition party evil forces wore AIADMK party worker masks and tried to tarnish Amma's image. But truth cannot be hidden. Their evil deeds did not stand a chance against the true heart of Puratchi Thalaivi. Social media jokers even made fun of ADMK party workers by creating memes like the one below

Even if the AIADMK workers had behaved like that, what is wrong in that? Why should not Amma get the credit? If Amma gets the credit, why are social media hate groups not liking that? Isn't she our honorable CM?

Reason 3: Amma not utilizing the disaster relief money immediately
There were complaints in Amma not releasing the disaster relief money immediately. If Amma had released that money immediately, the whole of TamilNadu would not have come together to help the victims. Once people started helping the victims, Amma made the announcement of how she will use the money to help the people. This was in fact a strategic move by Amma in helping the people of the state. Party workers paid their respect by pouring milk on Amma's posters. Now critics will say that milk was wasted for this act. Such critics will keep on barking like that. I don't give a damn for them

She bore all the insults and still she came forward to help the people in distress. If she does not get Nobel Prize for this selfless deed, Mother Teresa's Nobel Prize should be revoked. 

Reason 4 : Amma brought Modi to TamilNadu
The Prime Minister of India who is made fun of as the NRI PM of India was brought to Chennai by Amma. He brought the centre's attention towards Tamil Nadu. On seeing Amma, Modi immediately allocated flood relief funds to Tamil Nadu.

Reason 5: Amma being the CM

If Amma had been in jail, she could not have done this amazing act of saving TamilNadu from the floods. She had to come out at the right time. Judge Kumarasamy's calculator did the trick at the right time. Kalaignar TV is using some broken violin to add BGM to their Anti-Amma campaign in their channels. Still nothing can deter our love and affection for our AMMA, because we know that she was the reason behind this unity in diversity.

Note : This is not a satire post. This is written with utmost respect for our PuratchiThalaivi Amma. 

Additional Note : If you are searching for the 6th reason, please remember that I used the same calculator used by Judge Kumarasamy.


One day I will also die!

One day I will  also die
I don't know how that would be.

It might be an accident; a peaceful one in sleep; a murder or a natural disaster
I don't know how that would be

When my body is laid to rest, would I look handsome?
I don't know how I would look.

Some may cry; Some may be happy; many might not even know that I am gone
I don't know how that would be

My loved ones might be around my body; They would be talking about me; Many would lie and say all good things about me. At the same time there would be people who would say, "Good riddance"
I don't know how that would be

I have come across different people in my life. I have helped a few; I have been a pain for many. Have befriended many; Unfriended a few. Friends are many and foes are there too. But when I am gone, would I still leave a scar in your heart?

This post might be heavy; I am not the only one who is gonna die. You will die too. 

When you are alive, have you brought happiness to someone? That's the sole reason for the existence of  this blog. 

I am sure it would have made someone smile at some part of their lives. 

Some posts might not have had the humour touch.; but still I strive to make someone in some part of the world to forget their sadness and smile. If you are planning to do something today, do it today. Don't postpone it. Pick that phone and reconcile with that someone with whom you have not spoken.

Life is Short.
Keep Smiling.
Spread the Smiles.

Buffalo Dreams


My great great great grand father was a shepherd boy. He used to roam around the Southern part of the country with a herd of Buffaloes. 

When I was in class ten, my father would tell me that he would buy me some buffaloes and make me take care of them, if I scored low marks in exams. That thought would scare me and I would study well. 

But when I picture it now, I realize that it would have been fun. Imagine walking in the roads of Chennai in formal attire along with a Buffalo. Would not it be cool? 

My cousin sharmi thinks that owning a Labrador boosts his social status. She takes her huge dog for a walk in the evenings. She also has a huge Bull dog that actually looks like a Pig that rammed its face in a truck. Those dogs are her prized possession.  

If walking with huge dogs boosted her ego by making her think that she was in the elite club in the society, just imagine how it would have been if I were walking on the roads with a Buffalo. I would have made Sharmi feel so inferior that she would have start treating mongrels equally.

Some people's fart are so strong that when ever they fart the walls of the house start shaking. My friend Manoj  (name not changed) is an expert in the art of farting. He always farts out loud with DTS effect. His gaseous exploits are powerful than the sound released by a 500 CC Royal Enfield bike. 

The other day we were in a lift and he did what he does best and the make up of a girl in the lift fell off from her face. It came as a surprise to us because after the make up fell down, I could actually recognize her. I said Hi to her and we had lunch together. I should thank Manoj for that fartistic attack without which I would not have recognized Sheeba.

Today I met a girl in the lift and when she smiled at me, I did not recognize her. 

She: Hi Prabhu How are you?

Me: Excuse me! But do we know each other?

She : Man! I am Sheeba.

If only manoj had been there in the lift along with me, her make up would have fallen off and I would have recognized her. Sad, that he was not there in the lift. Sheeba's make up had a similar smell that was in our house when we painted our house.

How did I end up writing about Manoj in this post? It still beats me. I am yet to figure out how my thought process works. May be, Manoj's back and the Buffalo's back looked similar.

If you are thinking that I am insulting my friend Manoj in this post, you should realize that I am actually doing him a favour. He copies my blog posts and circulates it in our google groups as if he wrote it. He does not read any post.

So I am sure he would just read the headline and see the buffalo picture and would arrive at the conclusion that this blog is a funny post on buffaloes. Before he finds out that this is actually a tribute to him, it would be too late.

This is for him enjoy machan!

Yoga vs Vodka


Yoga is 1) an art form for some; 2) a meditation technique for a few others and 3) a way of life for many. 

Different forms of Yoga are being taught in many places around the globe.

Vodka on the other hand is a Potato flavoured juice which is mixed with a little bit of ethanol. 

Vodka is also 1) an art form for some; 2) a meditation technique for a few others and 3) a way of life for many.

This blog post will dig deep into the science behind these art forms and also come up with an analytical result of why one form is better than the other.

The Subject of the blog is a give away. You already know the answer. So I am gonna make it simple and easy for you. I will just tell the various reasons why Vodka is better than Yoga. 

Let us take a sample pose of both these art forms. From Yoga I have chosen HalasanaPose and from Vodka I chose KalpanaBales.

Halasana  - Is a pose where you have to lie on your back, place both palms facing the ground. Then you have lift your leg and place it on the ground as shown in the above picture.

Kalpana - Is a pose where you will first place your leg on the bench and drop your head to the floor with a thud sound

1) While performing Halasana you will be conscious of your surroundings. But while performing Kalpana you will be unconscious. 

2) You normally need a mat to perform Halasana. But to perform Kalpana, you do not need any mat. You can even perform this pose in a ditch.

3) Halasana is a basic level art form. Kalpana is challenging and more advanced level of art form

4) In the Yoga pose, only the shoulder muscles come into play. But in the Vodka pose, the shoulder, head, neck and even your groin muscles play a vital role.

5) While performing Yoga, you can't trust your farts. But you can always put your trust on Vodka because even if you fart out loud, you won't even know.

6) You need to learn Yoga from a tutor. But to perform Vodka, you don't need a tutor because Vodka by itself is a tutor. Vodka will make you an artist by bringing out the best in you even without your knowledge.

7) Some Yoga instructors will ask you to perform Yoga with a solemn music playing in the background. To perform Vodka, you don't need any music. Music will automatically start playing inside your head.

8) You don't get a head ache by performing Yoga. But on most ocassions you will have a hang over and a splitting headache after performing Vodka. This also means you give more employment opportunities to physicians. Vodka gives employment and earning opportunities to others in the society. 

These reasons are more than enough to prove that Vodka is better than Yoga on any given day.

வருந்தாதே பிரபு !

வருந்தாதே பிரபு
வாய்ப்பிழந்து போகவில்லை 

காலத்தின் ஒரு பகுதி
நீ கடந்திருப்பது

இன்று தெளிந்தாலும் 
நீ முழுமை நோக்கி
முதலடி வைக்கலாம் 

ஒரு வகையில் நீ புத்திசாலி
சந்தையில் சம்பாதித்தவர்க்கிடையில்
ஒரு சந்தையை சம்பாதித்தவன்

ஓரிடமிராதே
ஓடு...ஓ...டு
ஒரு நாள் குகைப்பிளவு
ஒரு நாள் மரக்கிளை 
ஒரு நாள் தின்னையில்
அடுத்தொரு நாள் மாளிகையில் 

அன்று உணர்வாய்
நீயழிந்தொளிய
நீயல்லாத நீதான் 
நீ என்று!

- பிரபு

Can’t stand this chennai heat.

April 12 2014


Can’t stand this chennai heat. Last evening had good half-and-half bath in besant nagar beach. Well it wasn’t intentional. We just went to have our feets washed but the gushing water tempted us and swept us by our feet. But the bag hanging behind me didn’t allow to get drenched. As we were children we never had any such issues of carrying mobiles, credit cards, docs and such responsibilities. Wish we had a remote control to rewind our lives back to childhood.

நல்லவன் வாழ்வான்!

April 10 2014

Thanks to smt. Jayantha Sri Balakrishnan. I was so touched with your speech.great thoughts and expression of words.simply Inspiring!!!
If you can't see this video pls do watch on this link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzyCd3mP59o

Courtesy: Angupradeepa Sundarrajan

Let's do the numbers!

February 27 2014 


Not a big fan of calling out birthdays and such. But it has been ten years since this and 34 altogether. So much has changed and to that note so much has not changed. As in corporate speak, let’s do some high level numbers -

From and including: Sunday, June 15th, 1980
To, but not including : Sunday, June 15th, 2014

It is 12,418 days from the start date to the end date, but not including the end date
Or 34 years excluding the end date

Alternative time units -
34 years
1774 weeks (rounded down)
443.5 Months
12,418 days
297,840 hours
17,870,400 minutes
1,07,222,4000 seconds

Truth, Love and a little Malice - Book Of The Month # 1

January 15 2014

kushwant
குஷ்வந்த் எழதிய Truth, Love and a little Maliceசை 2004ல் வாசித்தப் போது வயதாகிப் போனதால் வந்த தைரியமோ என்று நினைக்கத் தோன்றினாலும், அதற்கு இருபது வருடங்களுக்கு முன்பு எழுதிய புத்தகத்தைப் படித்தபோதும் இந்த ஆசாமி கொஞ்சம் எக்குத்தப்பானவர் தான் என்று புரிந்தது. எழுத வருகிறவர்களுக்கு ’தில்’லை கற்றுக்கொடுத்ததற்காக நன்றி குஷ்வந்த்.

Jokes between hubby & wify

January 02 2014

This is a copy -paste post. This post contains a few jokes about husbands, wives and about marriage. Do not take it personally. You might have seen these jokes. But the whole point of writing all these jokes is to read through them again to have a good laugh. 
Enjoy these jokes. 

1 ) Advice to Male youngsters, If you want to change the country do it now, because, once you get married, you can't even change the TV channel

2) Argument with a wife is like reading the Software License Agreement.In the end, you ignore everything and click 'I agree'

3) Patient : Doctor, When ever I see my wife, I start to shiver. Is anything wrong with me?
Doctor : You are perfectly normal.

4) Husband: Do you know what Hypnosis means?
Wife: It is nothing but controlling someone's mind and making them behave the way you want to....
Husband: Liar, that is called 'Marriage'

5) Husband : I should burn my brains in the gas stove for marrying you
Wife : We have the gas stove. Where will you go for the brains?

6) Customer : Barber, please cut my hair short
Barber : How short?
Customer : Very short, so that my wife will not be able to grip it when she beats me

7) Someone asked an old man: "Even aftr 70yrs, u still cal ur wife Darling, Honey, Luv. Whats the secret?
Old man:I forgot her name 10 yrs ago & I'm scard 2 ask her 

8) A cockroach's last words to a married man who is about to kill him:- "Go ahead & kill me, u coward! U r jealous of me coz ur wife is afraid of me & not afraid of u."

9) Once Mom asked: Whom do you Love more? Me or your Wife?
Husband replied: I don't know.. but your Love makes me forget my Wife & Her Love & care reminds me of You!

10) Husband sent a text to his wife at night,"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text,"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She texted back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".

11) A shocking note left by a wife while going out for shopping...

"Dear Husband..Your wallet was getting fat so i am taking it out for a walk" 

12) A woman was kidnapped, the kidnapper cut her finger and sent to her husband to ask money.
Husband replied "I want more proof, Send me her HEAD NOW." 

13) Doctor: Howz your headache now..??
Patient: Ohh...!! She is out of town... 

14) Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :"hi darling", he says,"your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them.

15) Wife: Honey before we got married you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.
Husband : Yes.... And?
Wife: how come you don't nowadays?
Husband: have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to a fish after catching it?

16) Wife : Why are you crying like this watching this mega serial?
Husband : See carefully. It is our wedding CD.

17) Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don't discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home.
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- No chance for u to survive.

Some Wisdom On A Saturday Afternoon

November 9 2013

I have so many thoughts that swirl in my head and my attempts at trying to swat at them sometimes means I get the less insightful ones come to the less blurry part of my brain.

So sometimes I will read something and I will think, "This. A million times this." 

And I feel like a hoarder for keeping it to myself, so here is some wisdom that I would like to share with you from someone who is not me. Because a lot of the time, people can just verbalize so much better what I am thinking.

For Anyone Who Needs It:

Let's just do whatever it takes, ok?

Everything's hard. Days are long. We're getting older. Friends are being diagnosed, family members torn apart by internal demons, Feature is on its way on every front, and we have no energy for the next task.

And especially this: we will all make mistakes.

None of this will ever change. How you look at it is the only thing that can.

You're welcome.

Hello November !

November 1 2013

Another weekend passed away. 

Guys, it's November. What the hell?! How is it November? How has ANOTHER year gone by? God, how I hate these stupid open-ended questions. 

I am just sometimes overwhelmed at how sometimes it feels like the days will never pass, and before I know, it's been months. 

I don't let things get to me as much as I used to. I don't take things or comments directed at me as seriously. And if I do, then I get over it fast. Like, super fast. Faster than Superman flying around the world. Okay, not that fast, but you get the picture. It's funny how it's always the hard times that make you a stronger person in life. It's only going to get better. 

And I know now that if it's not okay, then it's not the end. This is what keeps me going.

How to rape ten how's

October 28 2013

No disclaimers or introduction, you will know what I did with this stupid how's as you read !:D

1. How did you get one of your scars? – I am sorry, I wont reveal anything related to my anatomy !

2. How did you celebrate your last birthday? – By answering to sick phone calls which reminded me of my age !

3. How are you feeling at this moment? – I need options – 1) sad, 2) happy, 3) constipated, 4) grumpy !

4. How did your night go last night? – go? Ooh, I watched my poor night pack its bag and go on a horse back.

5. How did you do in high school? – do what in high school ? :mrgreen:

6. How did you get the shirt you’re wearing? – I stole it from James Bond.

7. How often do you see your best friend(s)? – everyday; in the mirror.

8. How much money did you spend last month? – how dare you ask me this question? The whole world knows that I am financially handicapped ! So, don’t rub it in; sadists !

9. How old do you want to be when you get married? – you mean, again? As if I didn’t learn from one grave mistake !

10. How old will you be at your next birthday? – 18 yrs.

Ponderings On A Monday Night

November 07 2013

I logged onto Facebook since I visit my account about a month ago (or at least what feels like that long, maybe longer). The heart palpitations it gave me made me realize I am in no way ready to go back there yet for reasons I wish to remain untold.

I love my place. I love how at home I feel here. I love how anyone who comes into this space gets that same feeling. I love how it was in my head and my thoughts for so long and then !poof! here it is. I love how I still have a laundry list of things to do in here but that it's still perfect.

Working is pretty damn cool. No, I mean really cool. Do you realize how far a dollar can stretch when you are preparing your own money??

I met a cute girl on the lift. The elevator. She lives a few doors down from me. I think we're going to be friends. In the least. I'm looking forward to the doors that will open from my having met her. She seemed really nice and shy and geeky and just me. This prospect excites me. I can't get to know her soon enough.

Last pondering? Sleep head is sleepy. I'm going to go and remember to be grateful for all the good things in my life before my eyes retire for the night.

Mantra that my wife follows

August 14 2013

There was a time when I was asked to eat burnt offerings. There were days when I was given a papad to eat and then later told that it was a poori. There were days in which the sambhar had tasted like payasam. There were even days when the dosa tasted like Italian Pizzas.

Try, Try till you succeed விடா முயற்சி விஸ்வரூப வெற்றி (Vida muyarchi Viswarooba vetri) is a mantra that my wife follows. I had to write this post for two reasons . 

1) These days every meal is a treat to eat. ( This is today's lunch - mutton chops/chicken fry/mushroom gravy/chicken biriyani/rice/tomato rasam). 

2) In future, I want these treats to continue to happen.

Note : After this post, two things might happen
1) If the first paragraph of this post takes a deep impact, then I might be given burnt offertory once again

2) If the second paragraph wins the competition, then I am lucky.

3 Innocent Sadhus

August 06 2013

I always have a soft corner for Sadhus. As the name suggests, they are very soft people. They are kind hearted people who always stretch their hand and help those who are in need. They have a big heart and they are an asset to the nation. 

Sadhus are also the first people in the world to wear Sarees. Later the Indian women started copying from the Sadhus and have made saree a women wear. But the sadhus never fought for their rights; because they are good hearted people. 

Over the years , the Sadhus have always been targeted by media personalities. Sadhus are people who do not have a private life. They renounce everything and live like an open book. But still there are bad people who try to poke their nose in their private lives by place hidden cameras in their bathrooms and bedrooms.

What I am asking is "What is wrong in Sadhus having a jolly time?" Aren't they human beings too? For example, look at these wonderful Sadhus of the 21st century. See their faces.

When you take a closer look at their faces, you can see that they have a gentleman's look. They have a smiling face and they are as soft as a goat led to slaughter. Just because they look soft, should we make fun of them and take advantage of their soft outlook. Don't they also have feelings?

If they had done mistake, who are we to talk about that? They are people who have got special gifts. One person takes lingam out of his mouth. Another person makes frequent visits to heaven and another person can fly in the air. Can you and I do what they do? They are an asset to our country. So we should stop making fun of these three gentlemen.

Moral : I strictly order all my readers not to make fun of these three innocent Sadhus. If we ourselves do not stand for them, who will stand for them? How long will Malavika, Malliga and Ranjitha support them alone? Let us also join together and support these innocent Sadhus.

நா வாலியா இல்ல வாலிபாலா?!

July 18 2013

உக்கு விக்கிறவன ஊகுவிச்ச
உக்கு விக்கிறவன் கூட தேக்கு விற்பான்! - வாலி

நன்றி -கடுகளவும் இல்லாத கலையுலகில் எம்.எஸ்.வி சந்திக்கும்முன் திங்கறதுக்கு சோறு இல்லை. சந்தித்த பின் சோறு திங்க நேரமில்லை... என்று சொல்லி  எம்.எஸ்.வி காலில் சாஷ்டாங்கமாய் விழுந்தார் வாலி.

அவரின்  மிக சிறந்த பாடல்களை சொல்ல ஆரம்பித்தால் சொல்லி கொண்டே போகலாம் ... இப்பொழுது என்னுள் தோன்றும் ஒரு சில முத்துக்கள்...

 பசும் தங்கம் , புது வெள்ளி , மாணிக்கம் , மணி வைரம் அவை யாவும் ஒரு தாய்க்கு ஈடாகுமா?

பாலூட்டும் அன்னை அவள் நடமாடும் தெய்வம் - அறிவூட்டும் தந்தை நல வழி காட்டும் தலைவன்.

 இது சொர்கமா ? நரகமா ? சொல்லடி உள்ளபடி ...நான் வாழ்வதும் விடை சொல்லி போவதும் உன் வார்த்தையில் உள்ளதடி.

தவறு என்பது தவறி செய்வது - தப்பு என்பது தெரிந்து செய்வது ...தவறு செய்தவன் திருந்த பார்க்கணும் - தப்பு செய்தவன் வருந்தி ஆகணும்.

பணம் காச கண்டுபுட்டா புலி கூட புல்ல தின்னும் - கலி காலம் ஆச்சுதடி கண்மணி ..வேப்பில்லை கருவேப்பில்லை அது யாரு நான்தானோ!.

அப்பனென்றும் அம்மையென்றும் ஆணும் பெண்ணும் கொட்டி வெச்ச குப்பையாக வந்த உடம்பு - அதில் புத்தன் என்னும் , சித்தன் என்னும் , பித்தன் என்னும் ஆனதென்ன சக்கையாக போகும் கரும்பு.

பொருள் கொண்ட பேர்கள் மனம் கொண்டதில்லை , தரும் கைகள் தேடி பொருள் வந்ததில்லை ..மனம் என்ற கோவில் திறக்கின்ற நேரம் , தவறாமல் அங்கே தெய்வம் வந்து சேரும்.

பொய்யான சில பேர்க்கு புது நாகரிகம் ...புரியாத பல பேர்க்கு இது நாகரிகம் ..முறையாக வாழ்வோர்க்கு எது நாகரிகம் ? முன்னோர்கள் சொன்னார்கள் அது நாகரிகம்.

இன்று மாலை 5 மணி அளவில் சென்னையில் அவர் உயிர் பிரிந்தது ..அது தொடங்கி மேகங்களும் சென்னையில் விடாமல் அஞ்சலி செலுத்தி கொண்டே இருக்கின்றன..

வாழ்க இந்த வாலிபனின் புகழ்!

"Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE."

July 18 2013

1.Money can't buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

2.Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard's name:D.

3.Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 

4.Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.

5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem,but neither does juice***.

6.Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die!!!.

Things which makes your jaws drop!

July 05 2013

If you are struck by lightning, your skin will be heated to 28,000 degrees Centigrade, hotter than the surface of the Sun.

If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved.

The average distance between the stars in the sky is 20 million miles.

It would take a modern spaceship 70,000 years to get to the nearest star to earth.

An asteroid wiped out every single dinosaur in the world, but not a single species of toad or salamander was affected. No one knows why, nor why the crocodiles and tortoises survived.

If you dug a well to the center of the Earth, and dropped a brick in it, it would take 45 minutes to get to the bottom – 4,000 miles down.

Your body sheds 10 billion flakes of skin every day.

The Earth weighs 6,500 million million million tons.

Honey is the only food consumed by humans that doesn’t go off.

The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.

A donkey can sink into quicksand but a mule can’t.

Every time you sneeze your heart stops a second.

There are 22 miles more canals in Birmingham UK than in Venice.

Potato crisps were invented by a Mr Crumm.

Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in their correct order.

Eskimoes have hundreds of words for snow but none for hello.

The word “set” has the most definitions in the English language.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating its letters is uncopyrightable.

Windmills always turn counter-clockwise.

The “Sixth Sick Sheik’s Sixth Sheep’s Sick” is the hardest tongue-twister.

The longest English word without a vowel is twyndyllyngs which means "twins".

1 x 8 + 1 = 9; 12 x 8 + 2 = 98; 123 x 8 + 3 = 987; 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876; 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765; 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654; 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543; 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432; 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

The word "dreamt" is the only common word in the English language that ends in "mt".

Albert Einstein never wore any socks.

The average human will eat 8 spiders while asleep in their lifetime.

What தலைவர் ரஜினி said !

July 01 2013

நல்லவங்க வாழ்வாங்க, கொஞ்சம் லேட் ஆகும்...

மரியாதை தானா வர்ரது நல்லவங்களுக்கு 'க்கு மட்டும் தான்...

When there is a creation, There is a Creator ! So கடவுள் இருக்கார் !

சாப்டது உடம்பிலே தங்கிட்டா உடம்பு கெட்டுப்போயிடும்...சம்பாதிச்சது நாமலே வச்சுகிட்டா வாழ்க்க கெட்டுப்போயிடும்.

When you find yourself in a position to help someone, be happy because God is answering that person’s prayer through You & be happy that God gave You an opportunity to be a Blessing in Someone's life.

நா ஒரு தடவ சொன்ன நூறு தடவ சொன்ன மாதிரி !

வாழ்க்கைல பயம் இருக்கனும், ஆனா பயமே வாழ்கை'யாய்ரக்கூடாது !

கஷ்டபடாம எதுவும் கிடைக்காது கஷ்டபடாம கிடைக்கிறது, எப்பவும் நிலைக்காது!

ஒர்த்தர் கிட்ட எக்கச்சக்கமா பணம் இருக்கலாம், ஆனா அவங்க கிட்ட அன்பு காட்ட ஆள் இல்லனா அவங்க அனாதை ...

வாழ்க்கையில் ஒன்னைவிட ஒன்னு நல்லா தான் இருக்கும், அதுக்குன்னு நம்ம மனச மாத்திட்டே இருக்க கூடாது...!!

தேடி செல்லும் காதல்
காதல் இல்லை நண் பா !
உண்மை காதல் சொல்லவா ?!
நல்ல காதல் என்பதென்ன தேடி வந்த காதலே !

வாழ்க்கையில் ஆயிரம் தடைக்கல் அப்பா
தடைக்கல்லும் உனக்கொரு படிக்கல் அப்பா
வெற்றி கொடி கட்டு பகைவரை முட்டும் வரை முட்டு
லட்சியம் எட்டும் வரை எட்டு

When things go wrong dont go blue, Just Pray and Say I will get through & Always Remember God Loves You the most will never take you to those paths where his grace can't guide you..

தீமைக்கும் கொடுமைக்கும்
தீ வைக்க சக்தி கொடு !
வறுமைக்கு பிறந்தவரை
வாழ்விக்க சக்தி கொடு !
எரிமலைகள் என் காலில் தூளாக சக்தி கொடு !

போடா ஆண்டவனே நம்ம பக்கம் இருக்கான் !

இது எப்டி இருக்கு ???

I'm not sinking. My head is definitely above water.

June 29 2013

Looking at my bank statement, I feel like the kid who ten years ago was still learning how to balance a budget that worked.

Sigh. 

I figured that by now I'd have a lot more saved. Well, when I crunched numbers a few months back it seemed like I'd have a lot more saved. The fact is that I've been so used to seeing five digits in my savings account, I'm having a hard time only seeing a measly four. 

I guess I need to be more realistic with where my money is going. 

I managed to decrease my phone bill significantly, but I know I can do better. Once my contract is up, that will be the first thing to make a drastic cut. 

My home rent and electric bills are laughable. Those do not worry me in the least. Gas for my car does not stretch out as far as it could considering I like to joy ride a little too much.

Aside from a few more things that I want to get for my place, I don't anticipate spending a lot more money. 

I had to fork out much dough for my a special celebration for my nieces recently. On the bright side, I didn't have to technically take it from myself. 

Been picking up extra work on the side so that is helping the money flow as well. I'm very, very grateful for the opportunities that have been and continue to present themselves to me. I am definitely grasping at them when I see them coming. 

Bottom line: I need to set (and stick to dammit!) a realistic budget. My fixed expenses are going to be there no matter what ... I signed up for this. 

I guess I'm still learning how to tread through it. But, I'm not sinking. My head is definitely above water. 

TOTFL ( Test Of Tamil as Foreign Language)

June 02 2013

Are you ready to take the TOTFL ( Test of Tamil as a Foreign Language)?

Joot!

Questions:

1) What do you do with a Gujili?
a) Gujaals b) Gilma c) Gilpans d) Galij

2) What is a Jujubi ?
a) Something sweet b) An easy one c) A tough one d) An Alwaa

3) What is Alwaa?
a) Something you find in Tirunelveli b) What a girlfriend gives when she marries someone else
c) A laddu d) Jujubi

4) What is the respectful way to address a friend?
a) Machi b) Sir c) By name d) Aiya

5) Who is a 'Frooti' ?
a) A studious person b) A sportsman c) The professor d) A soft drink

6) When someone says 'nambittaen', what do they mean?
a) I don't believe you! b) Sure, I believe you c) Are you nuts?? d) I have to catch a bus

7) Who or what is Peter?
a) A tourist b) Someone who talks only in English c)Peter Jones d) Your teacher

8) For which of the following ! events will you say 'Gumbaloda Govinda'?
a) When you go to Tirupati as a group b) When the entire gang has been caught watching 'matter'-padam c) When you do group studies d) Meeting a Hindi actor

9) What is a 'rupture'?
a) Kadi b) Draabai c) Trouble d) Danger

10) When Someone refering to a woman as 'Seriyana Kattai'?
a) she is genius b) she is lean c) she had looted all guys eyes... d) she wears wooden chappals.

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Refer the following Dictionary Of Madras Tamilu to pass in this TOTFL
Exam...

Allwa - to cheat
Aatha - Mother
Abase - Loot adiththal
Alppam - A silly/cheap dude
Anna - The elder brother
Anni - Anna's figure
Appeettu - Unsuccessful Escape
Asaththal - Kalakkal
Bajari - A not-so-friendly figure
Bandha - Flim
Bekku - Fool
Body - Muscular Machi
Chithee - Aunty Figure
Dapsa/Doop - Lie
Desi Gujili - An Indian figure in US
Dhil - Courage
Dhool - Super
Dham - To smoke
Daavu - Site seeing
Dickielona - A friendly game played in Delhi (courtesy: Senthil &
Goundamani in the Movie Gentleman)
Damaram - Deaf
Dori - Squint-eyed Figure item - Young/Attractive Lady/Women/Girl
Freeyaavidu - Forget it
Gaali - Appeettu
Gujili - Figure
Guru - Head of the gang
Gujaals - Having fun with Gujilis
Gaanapaattu - Rap song sung by Machis
Galeej - Dirty
Gilli, Goli - Traditional games played in Madras
Goltti - A dude from Andhra
Jakku - An exclamation on seeing a not-so-Takkar figure (see Jil below)
Jollu - Bird watching
Jilpaans - Gujaals
Jute - Escape when caught up by girlfriend's father.
Jujubi - Easy
Jil - An exclamation on seeing a Takkar figure
Jalsa - Same as Gujaals
Kaattaan - Uncivilized/ Rude Machi
Kenai - Idiot
Kikku / Mabbu - Intoxicated/ under influence
Kalakkalls - To cause a flutter
Kanai pakri - Friend of ushar pakri
Kindal - To make Fun
Kaka adikarathu - Putting soaps to someone
K M L - Kedacha Mattum Labam
Kutti - Figure
Kudumba figure - Homeloving Gujli
Kudumba paatu - A song with which machis identify themselves
Kulls - A short machi
Laddu - Allva
Loot adiththal - to steal
Maams - One cool dude
Maanga - Fool
Machi - Maams
Mandai - A sharp guy
Mary - feminine of Peter
Mavu - refer O B.
Nachunu - Bull's eye
Nambitten - I don't believe you
Naattu Kattai - A well-built village figure
Naattan - Villager
Naamam - To cheat
Naina - Father (courtesy Telugu)
Kadalai - Machi talking to a Gujili or vice versa
OB- To waste time
Ottal - To make fun of some one
Ondrai anna - Worthless
Pattaani - Machi talking to Machi or Gujli talking to Gujli
Peter Party - Machi trying to show off by talking in hi-fi English
Pathni - A figure who goes around the block
Pakkri - A shrewd dude
Petta - Area
Pisaaththu - Cheap
Pillim - Show-off
Peela - To lie
Rambo - A manly figure
Sister - Often used by Machis while Approaching Figures for the first time
Songi - Lazy
Saanthu pottu - Possibility of getting beaten by a stick (courtesy Movie :
Thevar Magan)
Takkar figure - Semma figure
Thanni - Liquor
Thalaivar - Leader
Tin katrathu - Getting into trouble (courtesy Movie: Anjali)
Ushar pakri - Smart pakri
Vennai - Fruit
Weightaana figure - A very attractive/rich figure
Wrong kaatradhu - Acting indifferently

முடிஞ்சா என் கேள்விக்கு answer பண்ணு பார்க்கலாம். . . . . . !

 June 01 2013

1. Butter'fly fly agum........ Catter'pillar pillar aguma?

2. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachi road poda mudiyuma??

3. Ennadhan aeroplane mela parandhaalum Petrol poda keelathaan varanum!

4. 'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appa 'brain wash' nna,, braina kazhuvaradhaa??

5. Tea cupla tea irukum.Appa world cupla world irukkuma??

6. Cell moolama sms anuppalaam Aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyuma??

7. Adyar Anandhabavan branch Chennai fulla irukkum aanna Adyar Alamarathoda branch adyar-la mattum than irukkum.. ithu than ulagam!

8. Ration card a vatchu simcard vangalam ana sim card a vatchu ration card vanga mudiyuma??

9. Nenga enna than thinee potu koli valathalum athu muta than podum 100 out of 100 elam podathu!

10. Kanna bus stop la bus than vanthu nikum! Ana FULL STOP la FULL vanthu nikuma??

11. Paaku marathula paaku irukum, Theaku marathula thaeku irukum, Aana pana marathula panam irukaadhu..!!!!!

12. Cycle la poana cycling, Train la poana training-a?

13. Mechanical engineer mechanic aagalam aana software engineer software aaga mudiyuma??

14. Kosu kadicha tortoise aethivakkalam aana tortoise kadicha kosu aethivakka mudiyumaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15. Key boardla key irrukkum Anna Mother boardla mother irrukkuma??

My answering machine

May 30 2013

1) Hi. This is Prabhu Pepsi: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have LOTS of money.

2) Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner.

3) Hi. I'm probably home; I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

So true...!!

May 24 2013

1 stone is enough to break a glass. 
1 sentence is enough to break a heart. 
1 sec is enough to fall in love. 

But y d hell 1 chapter is not enough to pass in exam...??? 

A boy's eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd...
:
But
:
A boy's heart is slower than
Governments bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves. 

Professor: What's attention deficit hyperactive disorder? 
Student: jimbalakadi bamba. 
Professor: Sorry, I don't understand what u said? 
Student: Same here sir! 

Father to son: why don't u just go and study?
Son: what for?
Father: U'll get good marks...
Son: then?
Father: U'll get good job.
......Son: then?
Father: U'll have big house, new car.
Son: so what after that?
Father: after that U'll relax.
Son: so what do u think I m doing right now???

Announcement in University:
"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"
Another announcement after 20 minutes:
"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes" 

Ugly Truth:
In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
...& it's 7:45

But in Office,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
& It's Still 9:31

Joke #1

May 15 2013

Psychologist and Lawyer in Library
A guy asks a girl in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you?

The girl answered with a loud voice; I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!.

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said, 'I study psychology and I know
what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?'

The guy responded with a loud voice: What??? $200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!
...And now all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

Then, the guy whispered in her ears, 'I study Law and I know how to make others feel guilty'.

தலைவா... உங்க அடுத்த படம் எப்போ?

March 27 2013

இன்று தான்  சிவாஜி ராவ் கெய்க்வாட் ரஜினிகாந்த்தாக  மாறிய நாள்.

ரஜினி நல்ல நடிகரா? ரஜினி மோசமான நடிகரா? ரஜினி நல்ல மனிதனா? ரஜினி கெட்ட மனிதனா? ரஜினிக்கு அரசியல் ஆசை இருக்கிறதா? ரஜினிக்கு அரசியல் ஆசை  இல்லையா? ரஜனி பழைய தலைமுறையா? ரஜினி புதிய தலைமுறையா? ரஜினி லேட்டா? ரஜினி லேட்டஸ்டா?

நீங்கள் இதில் எந்தக் கேள்வியைக் கேட்டாலும் என் பதில் ஆம் என்பதுதான். ரஜினி என்கிற பலமான பிரமாண்ட பிம்பத்தை இரசிக்கிறவர்கள், அவருடைய முரண்பாடுகள் மிக்க நிஜ வாழ்வையும் ஏற்றுக் கொள்கிறார்கள் என்பதுதான் விசித்திரம்.

பாபாவின் தோல்வியும், எந்திரனின் வெற்றியும் ஒரே அளவு பரபரப்பாகிறது. புகை, குடி என்ற அவரின் குறையும், ஆன்மீகம், யோகா என்ற ஒழுக்கமும், ஒரே விகிதத்தில் ஏற்கப்படுகிறது.

பலமும் பலவீனமும் கலந்த அவர், முரண்பாடுகளின் மூட்டை. ஆனாலும் அவரைப் பிடிப்பவர்களின் எண்ணிக்கை அதிகரித்துக் கொண்டே இருக்கிறது. சுட்டி டிவி குழந்தைகள் முதல் என்டிடிவி பெரிசுகள் வரை, எல்லோரையும் ஈர்க்கிறார்.

ஏன் என்று காரணம் தேடுவதை விட, இரசிப்பது எளிதாக இருக்கிறது. அதனால் தான் நான் ரஜினி இரசிகனாக இருக்கிறேன்.

தலைவா... உங்க அடுத்த படம் எப்போ?
(இன்னும் எத்தனை வருடங்கள் ஆனாலும் இதே கேள்விதான்)