My answering machine
May 30 2013
1) Hi. This is Prabhu Pepsi: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have LOTS of money.
2) Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner.
3) Hi. I'm probably home; I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
Posted by PRABHU N