Few facts that can make your jaw drop !

August 31 2012
If you are struck by lightning, your skin will be heated to 28,000 degrees Centigrade, hotter than the surface of the Sun.

If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved.

The average distance between the stars in the sky is 20 million miles.

It would take a modern spaceship 70,000 years to get to the nearest star to earth.

An asteroid wiped out every single dinosaur in the world, but not a single species of toad or salamander was affected. No one knows why, nor why the crocodiles and tortoises survived.

If you dug a well to the center of the Earth, and dropped a brick in it, it would take 45 minutes to get to the bottom – 4,000 miles down.

Your body sheds 10 billion flakes of skin every day.

The Earth weighs 6,500 million million million tons.

Honey is the only food consumed by humans that doesn't go off.

The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.

A donkey can sink into quicksand but a mule can’t.

Every time you sneeze your heart stops a second.

There are 22 miles more canals in Birmingham UK than in Venice.

Potato crisps were invented by a Mr Crumm.

Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in their correct order.

Eskimo's have hundreds of words for snow but none for hello.

The word “set” has the most definitions in the English language.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating its letters is uncopyrightable.

Windmills always turn counter-clockwise.

The “Sixth Sick Sheik’s Sixth Sheep’s Sick” is the hardest tongue-twister.

The longest English word without a vowel is twyndyllyngs which means "twins".

1 x 8 + 1 = 9; 12 x 8 + 2 = 98; 123 x 8 + 3 = 987; 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876; 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765; 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654; 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543; 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432; 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

The word "dreamt" is the only common word in the English language that ends in "mt".

Albert Einstein never wore any socks.

The average human will eat 8 spiders while asleep in their lifetime.

How I planned to GYM & What happened (funny but true!)

August 30 2012

The 7 Stages of Going to the Gym' where discovery (that you're fat) in stage one eventually leads you right back to the first stage... where you're still fat.


Some Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

August 29 2012

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

 When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

If you tell the client you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your assistant's will ask you to help him something which will last until the coffee is cold.

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Heights of different things

August 28 2012

What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip

What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.

What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last

What is height of Stupidity?
Looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.

Why do boys scan the reservation chart ?

August 27 2012

Remember the train journeys? Many young, single men could relate with this story. Many married men also fall in the same category.

It was the summer of 1999. I was in +2 ( final year in school ). More than 500 kilometers separated my home and my college and every time I traveled home , I took a train. It is a customary practice for many boys to look at the reservation chart that is pasted outside the compartment.

Why do boys scan this chart ?

The following are the different reasons .

Boys go through the reservation chart to confirm their seat number.

Boys go through the reservation chart to memorize the names of all their co passengers to test their memory power

Boys go through the reservation chart to promote world peace.

Boys go through the reservation chart to find if there is any terrorist in the compartment

If you had picked any of the above options as the answer to the question, then you have not understood humanism at all.

Boys scan the reservation chart for only one reason - "Girls"

If a boy sees the name of a girl in the reservation chart, a small smile erupts in his face.

If the girl is a teenager or in her mid twenties, the smile broadens.

Immediately after seeing the girl's age, a boy will scan for the adjacent seats to find the probability whether the girl is travelling alone or with her folks. Careful primary analysis is done to also find if she is single or married.

If the girl's seat number is closer to his seat number, his smiling face is accompanied by a slow musical background score in his mind.

If there are more girls in the compartment, he feels like a king.

The boy would then memorize the name of the girl/girls and will use his memory power to search for the same girls in social networking platforms with the the hopes of making Abdul Kalaam's dream come true.

I have learnt many a lessons from my train journeys. I want to share those lessons here. You can take a leaf out of my experience and you can build a nest out of it and you can even hatch your plans in that nest.

If there is a girl in the same compartment, she will never have her seat next to yours.

If the girl is beautiful, she will be accompanied by her strict father who has a big mustache.

If the girl is extremely beautiful she will be on the phone with her boyfriend throughout the journey.

There will always be a newly wed couple who will emote public display of affection and will make you go mad.

Finally when you still attempt to add that girl on facebook, this is what facebook does to you.

Yes, it is an unfair world.

PS : The girl in the picture is some one I met in a train 5 years ago. Her name is Anuska ( I think she is an actress now ). Now don't you dig my friends list on social networking sites with the hope of sending her fraansheep requests. It is still an unfair world indeed.

Moon Walkers

August 26 2012

Michael Jackson,

Neil Armstrong.
I guess God is not a fan of Moon walkers :/
RIP Neil Armstrong :

Two girls are in love with you

August 25 2012

Today as I was driving out of the parking zone in Adayar, LB Road, a fortune teller approached me and said

" Thambi, Unga kai regaiya paakalaamaa?" ( Can I read your palm?)
"Venaam, Adhula nambikkai illaingo" (No, I don't believe in that)

"Thambi, Oru nimisham naan solradha kelunga, Unga Moga raasikku innum 5 monthsla neenga foreign poveenga" (Brother, One minute, listen to me. You will go to a foreign country with in the next 5 months)

I grinned at him and he immediately thought that his marketing skills had worked on me and he tried to make me listen to him with some more juicy words.

"Thambi ungala rendu ponnunga love panraanga" (Brother , two girls are in love with you)

" Yov! Oru ponnu love paninathuke vidai theriyalla ithula inum rendu veraya?! " (I don't know any answer for my first love itself you saying another two?! )

"Summa sollaadheenga thambi..." (Don't lie brother)

He thought that I was lying and he tried to market harder. I just drove off from that place.

How many fall for such words? Many great sales pitches that win great business deal is done by such guys.

The best time to say no is right at the beginning.

Penelope Cruz love's my blog

August 20 2012

I love to read PrabhuPepsi's blog
When ever I suffer from constipation. - Penelope Cruz

Rocking with depression and restless

August 19 2012

I'm now on depression. I can't wait until the poison is out of my body completely. I don't think I'm getting high. I am however agitated and angry.

I keep having fantasies about being back in Pollachi  and FIGHTING.

I wish I'd fought harder to keep my self, to keep my soul.

I am angry with myself for willingly taking a depression that made me dull and flat, stupid and dumb.

I am angry with myself for being depressed and not recognising that that was one of civilisation's ways of trying to kill me.

In the end it's all about meaning. You could say I was hallucinating or you could say I'm seeing a reality most people are blind to. 

I'm only just realising how much power I have. The power to influence the universe. I *am* connected to the earth.

Oh I'm confused! huh?.

Everyone thinks I'm getting high and taking risks. 

All  are very sensible. I can see that. But the last couple of weeks, coming off the prob's I have felt like I am waking out of a coma. My thoughts and dreams have had deeper resonance, I have felt renewed creativity and started to be interested in things again. Every one suggests me that I 've a balance where I can take enough patience to be stable. Maybe they are right.

It's just that I feel that all the breaking thoughts and confusions and visions -  may be important for me to find a path through, and important not just for me but for the universe. My dreams make it clear I'm dealing with some pretty ancient energies. 

I feel all on edge and full of doubt after talking to every one. But I am being sensible.  rite! what you say?.....

Because of me!

August 18 2012

've grown so much. I’ve gotten stronger. This is not because of depression, it’s because of me.

I've also made a lot of art…


August 17 2012

Steve Jobs could never convince anyone on two things when he was alive.

Today Prabhu Pepsi is gonna convince to all his readers what Steve could never do during his lifetime. This unfulfilled dream of Steve will become a reality through the following two pictures.

Few relations are never old.....

August 16 2012

Ten years seem a long time. Memories start ditching us if we try to remember even schoolmates. But sometimes, time isn’t strong enough to cut chords drawn between hearts. Some names are written in a special ink; decades cant fade them away…….
May be it wasn't that long back, at least it doesn't seem to memory, unless I try calculating the number of calendar years that passed in between the two Rendezvous. The last time I met Adarsh, he was twenty three, yes one year younger than me. Not that he looks any older now, but his impeccable beauty does make me feel that perhaps I am a little too old to create ripples!!

You may be miles apart, but at times, shadows are solace to a longing heart. He took me back to our years of togetherness. Our everlasting moments when talks just wouldn't end! Two teenage boys had all the burden of the world to handle! From what to wear, to which song to dance on, to whose mother was stricter (!)...to those teenage crushes which occupied the largest chunk..

As life grows, situations change and we change to adapt to them. But something within us remains the same. 

A little gesture, a little visit, a little remembrance, and perhaps a little note like this, makes us remember that from inside, we are still those teenage boys overburdened with the world’s most difficult decisions!

Yes, may be it really wasn't that long back.. because to heart, it still is the closest phase of life.I didn't have anything to gift your birthday. But the silent tears flowing through our cheeks as we hugged after ten years, told both of us that the bond we relived yesterday, is one of the best gifts anyone could have given to you.

Anxiously waiting for more such moments to come Adarsh.... This time with you...... So as to feel... That I am really living!!

Independence Day

August 15 2012

Wish You All A Happy Independence Day

Birth Day Wishes To My Little Sweet Bro Vicky

Rakhi (Raksha Bandhan)

August 7 2012 

The one day that millions of Indian men dread about is Raksha Bandhan. That is one day that girls take advantage of many innocent boys around the globe. Just by tying a piece of twine on our wrists, the girls will adopt many brothers in one single day. To add insult to injury it has become a habit for many girls to expect gifts in kind and cash from their newly adopted brothers. These days girls are demanding RS 500 for every piece of twine they tie on a guy.

Usually girls target all the baddies in college to tie rakhis. The mokkai paiyans who don't fall into the dude category always become victims of rakhis. If the guy looks like Virat Kohli or Ajith even if he extends his hands the girls won't tie a rakhi on their hands. This is an universal truth.

For the rest of the guys, The Guys are requested to remain indoors to avoid such emotional blackmails from so-called-sisters. Tips to avoid being tied down by the raksha Bandhan.

If any girl approaches you with a rakhi,

1) Act as if you had a heart attack and faint immediately.

2) Hug her tight and tell her that you always like hugging and kissing sisters.

3) Cry out for help and plead loudly " Don't do this to me"

4) Call the police and file an FIR against the girl

5) If you have a gun, shoot her.

6) Hide your hand inside your shirt and tell her that you lost your hands in a road accident the previous night.

7) Tell her that you would accept it only if she knows the history behind raksha bandhan.

If nothing works the following can be tried.

1) Lock yourself in your house and switch off your mobile phones.

2) Don't go to school, College, Office. Tell your teacher, lecturer , boss that you have dysentery. If your boss is a male, he might give the same excuse to his boss.
Even after reading all this gyan, many guys still fall prey to the killer Raakhi. Not everyone are lucky like Powerstar.