LAW OF QUEUE
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI
If you tell the client you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
LAW OF BIO MECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
LAW OF A COFFEE
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your assistant's will ask you to help him something which will last until the coffee is cold.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.