January 10 2013

My Cow used to give only 4 liters of milk in a day. One day, I took a print out of Prabhupepsi's blog and fed those papers to my cow. Now she gives 48 liters of milk every 5 hours
- Mani
(Milk Man)

Prabhupepsi was conducting experiments on a secret nuclear project in an undisclosed territory in Antartica  and he was on the verge of vasectomizing a female python when he decided to start this blog. His services for our firm will never be forgotten
- Late Osama Bin Laden
(Currently being recruited as the 72 virgin)

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