Secret of my 20 Kgs weigh loss

July 24 2017

Last month I called shades (a weight loss company like colors) and orders their 3-day/3 kgs. weight loss program.


The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before me a voluptuous, athletic, 24 year old babe dressed in sleeve less t-shirt with mini frock & a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can date me."
Without a second thought, I takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, I finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens.

On the third day, I weighs myself and I delighted that I had lost 3 kgs. as promised.

Again I called the company and orders their 5-day/5 kgs program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman I had ever seen in my life.

This time she is wearing a thong and a Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me." Well, next sec I am out of the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and I did my best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with me gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to my surprise delight on the fifth day when I weighs myself, I discovers that I had lost another 5 kgs. as promised.

Atlast I decided to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/12 kgs program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. And he also told me in a serious note "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," I replied that, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when I opened it................ I found a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

Atlast I lost 7 kgs that week.

So total 3+5+12=20 kgs

This is the secret of my weight loss.

Note: If you are also interested feel free to ask me, I am sure I ll give you the contact details!

- Prabhu Pepsi

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