I don't like publicity!

January 22 2011

OK. Now! Stop drooling!! Can we get into the subject? I said STOP ogling at the picture. You might want to know who she is. If I say that she is my girlfriend, I am sure that you are not gonna believe me. How many lies can one digest from this blog? But Hold a Second. What if she is really my girlfriend? Still not convinced? All I could say is that the dame in this picture is taken.

Do you know that I have an alter-Ego? If you don't , it is high time that you got to know about Mr.Pepsi boy. He was the brain behind this blog. He acts as an agony-Uncle for many souls around the globe and even for some Men from Mars. In this post, he is gonna answer some personal questions that were sent to me by a few sincere souls who needed an answer. As I am busy with the girl in the picture, Mr.Pepsi boy would answer the questions.

My Vacuum Cleaner doesn't suck the dust particles. What should I do?
- Minisha Lamba
Buy a broom stick.

I don't have any talent. But I still want to be famous. Please Help
- Anonymous

Please get in touch with Nithy(Nithyanandha). Take three photos with him. You will be an instant success.

I'm not selected in the Indian Cricket team for the 2011 world cup. This is not fair
- Sreesanth

Join the Indian Cheer girl team and support the team.But beware of drummer Sivamani. He would smack your rear end, if you don't dance to his beats.

I am a 30 year old guy who is still single. What should I do to get a girlfriend?
- Anonymous

Are you Prabhupepsi?

I like the Tamil actress Tamanna. How should I let her know of my Love?
- Siva Kumar, Age 42, My friend Sakthi's  hubby

Since when did human beings start falling in love with white Lizards?

The other day, I saw a girl in a low waist Trousers. She wore her jeans in such a manner that everyone could see her underwear. Should I also wear my jeans like that? I am a 18 year old confused boy.
- Mike

You can wear a low waist Jean; or you can even avoid wearing a trouser. But make it sure that you not in the vicinity of Dogs.

What Should I do to get a sexy Body like Prabhupepsi?
- Salman Khan

Eat junk foods! Stay foolish! Always eat much & I am sure No diet.

Who is the girl in the picture?
- Tapsee Pannu

If I say that she is Prabhupepsi's fiancée, would you believe me?


Sruthi said...

Of course I won't believe you, pepsi boy, not after all the earlier drama :P Nice post: I like the "white lizard" description & Shiva,age 42.....:D Cheers da macha!

Adarsh said...

Of course I won't believe you, pepsiboy, not after all the earlier drama :P :D.
Nice post: I like the "white lizard" description :D Cheers!

Arthi said...

The best ones are
"Are you Pepsiboy?"
and "Since when did human beings start falling in love with white Lizards?" Good post! :) And as always, she is definitely not your fiancee :P