ParisHilton calling...

February 24 2011

My phone rang very late the night-before-last night. I checked my watch. It was 11 pm.Late night calls are always reserved for public personalities.I looked into my mobile. It read ParisHilton calling...

"Oh No! Not again", I thought to myself. It was the same girl. She was crazy about me. She even told once that she fantasizes about me. I finally decided that it is high time that I made her to change her mind. Her name is Paris Hilton. I hope my readers know that she likes to act in front of the camera.

I picked the call

ParisHilton : Hey Pepsiboy ( Low voice)... Mmmmmmuuuuuuaaaaah

Me : Yes tell me! What do you want? (Rough voice)

ParisHilton : I was just thinking about you

Me : OK

ParisHilton : Can I come over to your place?

Me : No My Mom is here!

ParisHilton : Please! I am looking at your photo now

Me : OK

ParisHilton : I am going for the Oscars tomorrow. Can I pose with your photo?

Me : You can! But do not trouble me any more.

ParisHilton : OK....Mmmmmmuuuuuuaaaaah

Me : Bang (Call Disconnected)

I do not know what happened the next day. But I was stunned to see this photo in the papers this morning.Some people are really crazy about me. I can't stop them.

Can you guys give me some tips to snub people like ParisHilton?

Note: Thanks Guru(my little bro) for introducing me to Photofunia.