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March 11 2011

2011 Japanese Earthquake and Tsunami

A massive 8.9/9.0 magnitude earthquake hit the Pacific Ocean nearby Northeastern Japan at around 2:46pm on March 11 (JST) causing damage with blackouts, fire and tsunami. On this page we are providing the information regarding the disaster and damage with real time updates.

The large earthquake triggered a tsunami warning for countries all around the Pacific ocean.

Local Japan Emergency dials:

171 + 1 + line phone number to leave a message

171 + 2 + line phone number to listen to the message

Phone numbers to consult about missing persons: (Japanese language)

Iwate: 0120-801-471

Miyagi: 022-221-2000

Fukushima: 0120-510-186 / 090-8424-4207 / 090-8424-4208

Donation

Donate to the Japanese Red Cross Society to support those affected by the earthquake and tsunami in Japan. Your donation must be between 100 and 50,000 yen (2000 yen is approximately 25 US dollars or 1125 INR).

ROTFL!

March 10 2011

PG NOT required for reading this post: Children below 18 years of age are not requested to take guidance from their parents and in the process spoil their image as well as mine.

Two Pictures that made me ROTFL.
The first one is that of a bet that I lost to a friend of mine. He challenged me to eat some cornflakes. I agreed. But later when he showed me the picture, I had second thoughts.I even backed out from the challenge.
Anyone game to eat the cornflakes?

The second picture is that of an amazing man. This guy is a medical wonder. He might be the eighth world wonder or the blunder, but believe it or not, this guy has his heart in his abdomen. Strange?

see for yourself.

-PrabhuPepsi
( Guys. My work demands me to be out of station in a couple of days. Will post some interesting news from Trivandrum soon)

Pepsi Blog Laws

March 9 2011

1.This blog is a Humor Blog

2.This blog is not here to make any political statement.

3.This blog is not gender biased.

4.This blog is a collection of lies.

5.This blog is the first ever blog in the world.

6.This blog was planned in the year 1980. The author was two months old then

7.This blog doesn't encourage blog-fornication. So Please do not try to advertise your page on this site

8.This blog does not promote vulgar language

9.If you do not know how to paste, please do not copy.This blog is copy-right and copy-left protected.

10.The reader of the blog can intimate the author with funny suggestions. But refrain from getting intimate with the author. Pepsiboy - CFO (Chief Fun Officer) PrabhuPepsi Blog

Bikes, Computers, Apparels

March 8 2011

PG required - Children below 12 years of age are requested to ask their parents to explain certain parts of this post.Anyways the author is pretty sure that the children would be the ones who would be explaining the hidden meaning in this Adult post

This post is not about my friend Senthil. He has this habit of talking insane topics when no one is interested to listen.No ! I am not gonna write about him.This post is about Branding. The reason behind me pulling Senthil into this topic is mainly due to the fact that he was the first person who opened my eyes to the concept of Branding.We were in College. Those were the days when mobile phones and hi-tech electronic gadgets were not introduced into the market. Every guy in college wanted to be one step ahead of the other guy in one way or another. Different routes and methodologies were adopted by every guys to garner attention. Bikes, Computer Accessories and Apparel were the few things used by the college guys of our era.

In our College we were three guys who used these things to make the babes fall for us. When it came to bikes Senthil, it was Senthil's bike he gave me to the college for the first day. He modified his Hero Puch bike into a sports bike and the babes went gaga over his bike riding skills from school itself. That too only in first year then he changed it and me too got my own bike, All guys prayed that he and I should fall from his bike at least once. But we was way too super cool. We was the Dudes to watch in our college.

Talking about Computers and stuffs ,it was my turn to take the center in the class. I would always dream about the babes going crazy over my computer gadgets that too I had a IBM laptop in my first year itself. But when ever I bring it to college most of my friends will come to my class and take to their class and have attention of girls acting like Bill Gates was his cousin. The girls would just go crazy at them and start screaming cause they are from different departments and don't know anything about computers. Even when I get back from them to my class the battery shows low. Somewhat I never ended up as the girl's guy in college.

And finally talking about apparels, it was again Me and Senthil. He could sweep any girl of her feet and heels with his cool dressing. When my turn comes My bro was in US at that time so he send lots of T shirts given in his office that too all related to computers like JAVA, CISCO like that. Back to Senthil he always wore super-Branded apparels and beat us all in the trade of dressing up for the occasion. When I used to have three pairs of lee jeans, he used have more than 10 pairs that to all Levis trousers in college. He was the first guy who have different sets of dresses in the college. But I used to tease him that I have Imported form US and you got in India. I am talking about the year 1998. Wearing a Levis jean was something very big then.

Most of the guys would wear Bata/action shoes and we would always be in Reebok/ Nike. He was the first person who took branding to a new level in college.

Branding has its plus points and in some cases it even pulls in political insurgence. In Russia a very popular American condom was banned. The name of the brand was PUT-IN condom. It was Vladimir PUTIN who was heading the government and hence the condom was driven out of the country.

The best case of innocent bargaining power of the consumer is that of Ben Johnson's. I hope everyone would remember his world record beating run in the 100 meters in the Seoul Olympics.He Shocked Carl Lewis and the entire world with that run in 9.79 seconds( The author of this blog takes time to blow his own trumpet now. He still holds his college record for running 100 meters in 11 seconds flat)

Coming back to Ben Johnson,he was disqualified and his record was scratched off because his urine samples contained Stanozolol ( A performance enhancing drug). The Olympic committee did not even give Big Ben a Chance to plead for innocence. But I take this opportunity to voice my support for Big Ben after two decades.

The Real Ben Story ( Explored and Discovered by Prabhu Pepsi):

Two months prior to the race in the Seoul Olympics, Big Ben and his wife were on the verge of a break up. Big Ben's sexual performance was in question. Just to prove her wrong, he took to performance enhancing drugs to save his marriage. Little did he know that he was misled by the pharmacist. At least my readers now know that Big Ben is innocent.

A Happy me!

March 7 2011

Happy is me

Last time I felt accomplished?

Last time I felt loved?

Last time I felt belonged?

…blah blah crap crap.

What would happen now?

Career?

Life?

Family?

Together?

Why did I do all what I did till now?

What good has come out of it?

What good can be made out of it?

What matters most to me?

If I quit, am I a quitter?

If I cling, am I a sucker?

Is it okay to be messed up

Or I am happy being a donkey?!

Over analysis is a rotten thing. Big time,

But I can write a poetry in one word,

wanna you?! "Shut Up!:p"

If people don’t help,

If company bothers,

If work is numbing,

Honestly do what it takes,

Cause only of you Reks.

A Happy me what makes.

Ten Amazing But True Facts !!!

March 6 2011

1. In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.

2. The increased electricity used by modern appliance parts is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.

3. The idea for "tribbles" in "Star Trek" came from gerbils, since some gerbils are actually born pregnant.

4. Johnny Plessey batted .331 for the Cleveland Spiders in 1891, even though he spent the entire season batting with a rolled-up, lacquered copy of the Toledo Post-Dispatch.

5. The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.

6. The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank Sinatra.

7. The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 holes, and there's no penalty if a monkey steals your golf ball.

8. Legislation passed during WWI making it illegal to say "gesundheit" to a sneezer was never repealed.

9. Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don't do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.

10. Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam and Prabhupepsi will never leave you.

A Trip To Good Old Chennai

March 5 2011

Will Be Back In A Week......All My Readers Take Care, Hugs And Loves Bye.....

Should I write a post on women? :p

March 5 2011

Note: This is a post about Boys.

Age 3 and below : Mom takes care of your daily bath. We all smell so nice and wonderful during this period. Johnson and Johnson is one product that took full advantage of this age group.

Age 3 to Age 5 : Our experimentation with self-bathing exercise is kick-started. Almost all of us get it wrong when it comes to applying the soap on our face. Mom comes to the rescue when she hears the loud scream that comes from the bathroom. The bathroom looks like a war scene during this period.

Age 6 - Age 10 : This is the period when one becomes a master in the bathing experience. Decent amount of water is poured on the body before and after the soap is applied. The bathing process is also quick. One takes less than 5 minutes to take bath. Children living in South India their mom with a great force apply coconut Oil prior to taking bath.

Age 11 - Age 13 : The Ugly Ducklings. No one in this age group would love to have a bath. Instead, They would prefer to play in the streets with a cricket bat and a ball. Mom's would get mad at their boys. The boys would smell like Rotten Eggs and they would look like Sreesanth during this period.

Age 14 - Age 17 : The Golden Age. Suddenly, the Bathroom becomes the most special place for boys of this age group. They would even spend an hour inside the bathroom. The one hour is usually spent on thinking about world peace, making the country a better place to live in, striving for gender equality for women, dreaming about sending 2G-spectrum rockets to space and many more useful things to make India prosper.

Age 18 - 21 : This is the time when most of the boys would be having a whale of a time in their college life. Everyone would love to look like Edward Cullen. New bathroom products are applied on their bodies and as a result most men would end up looking like a male version of Malika Sherawat.

Age 22-29 : The Fast-food age. Men would be working in some IT firms. They take three minutes to take a bath. But the post grooming process goes on for an hour. Expensive perfumes are a part of this process. Almost everyone uses an Axe-Body spray with the hope of making heads turn at them. How ever the body-spray has a peculiar output especially when it mixes with sweat.

Age 30 and Above : Complicated Era. For some , it would become the Golden age. For many it would still be the Fast-food age. For a few, it is natural disaster period. It depends on the kind of life partner that one gets during this period.

The Chennai Effect : All through my life, I had the habit of using at least 500 liters of water while taking bath. The shower would be always on even when I applied soap all over my body (Like Preity Zinta in the Liril Ad). I never had the opportunity to take bath like Sharukh Khan (Remember the Lux Ad?). Now let me come back to the topic. All these years, "The save water" campaign fell into my deaf ears. But now I know what it really means. Yes! I am now in Chennai for good. I am getting used to taking bath in half a bucket of water.

Two mugs are used before applying the soap and four mugs of water are used after the soap is applied. I would soon look like Sreesanth.

Doubt : Should I write a post on women and their relationship to bathing?

Butterflies in my stomach

March 4 2011

Guess?!

Happy Birthday Sharmi!

March 4 2011

முத்தழகி!

She Called me today

March 3 2011

She called me .......It was around 12.52pm. I was in my installation and I am crowded with people of all ages. A family of four watching me how the camera works. I never expect she ll call me but it happened. A voice which feels like holding my hands together and whispering sweet nothings. A father trying to make his naughty kid sleep. A few bachelors like me walking up and down looking for their pretty faces in cameras. But why would I walk like them when I have the pretty voice talking right in front of me in my phone?

Suddenly I forget Tamil, English even Chinese and French too! Hy stop stop I agree I don't know Chinese and French just come to the point yar. I was angry now. Why did I said I am busy rite now? Why did she said ok fine I ll call you later? Why did I felt that I 've missed my life time friend?. But when she kept the phone, I was happy and I got angry with myself for all the negative thoughts that crept into my head. Accidently, they all stared at me. I immediately made a Innocent face. They gave a faint smile. I knew that my innocence has attracted and make them believe. I could actually read their mind.

Am I getting older?!

March 2 2011

I am getting older. Considering the flexibility that I had a few years back, I feel sad that I am not able to do the same stuff these days.

I was scanning through an Old photo album.It was the summer of 1998. One picture caught my attention.That carrying two persons at a time.

I wanted to post this photo in my blog. I tried the same thing now. But I could not do it anymore.

Am I getting Older?

How can a person know that he/she is getting old?

Prabhu Pepsi - The Kick Boxer!

March 1 2011

I have literally become a super sportsman this month. Thanks to World Championship Boxing. Boxing was the present big sport that hit my head.

I had a wonderful dream that night. I could read headlines in newspapers in the year 2012...

"Newyork times - August 2012"

Prabhu Pepsi! He resembles the great Muhammed Ali in style and strength...

"The Hindustan Times - September 2012"

Prabhu Pepsi regains heavyweight champion crown for third consecutive year...

"The Hindu - October 2012"

Pepsiboy slays Mike Tyson Junior in less than 2 seconds in the fastest bout in boxing history......

I am reserving some headlines to avoid any form of jealousy creeping on to my readers's brains.

I woke up this noon and watched India's bronze medal winner Vijender Kumar going down valiantly to the Cuban boxer in the semifinals of the 75 kilogram bout. My heart ached for a while. I wanted to make my dreams come true.My veins were burning with anger. I wanted to make a point.I drank a glass of water.

I frowned at the mirror and gave the most dirtiest look I could possible give, and yea! I realised that I was indeed dirty ( I gotta take a bath now).I thought to myself," Oh Noooo!! I do not have a boxing glove yet!". I clenched my fist and punched the wall to vent my anger. It was painful. I got angrier still. I tore a sheet of paper and I was indeed ruthless. I tore the pillow too and filled my room with cotton. I ended up sneezing. So I came out of my room. My anger has not subsided yet. I wanted to prove something.

I went out to the road and saw a small boy walking back calmly from school. I ran to him and punched his nose. He started crying and ran as fast as he could. My anger subsided a little bit. I turned back and realised that I did not have enough time to move away from a stone hurled at me. The stone found its target somewhere between my two fine legs and all I could see in the next few minutes was the demolish smile of that little boy who hurled the stone at me.I regained my senses after ten minutes and limped back inside my house.

My mom was at the door,and she was really mad at me. I understood the reason behind her anger when I saw the pathetic situation of my room. It took me three hours to clean my room. I feel like punching the keyboard now. Should I?( b'coz I am a Kick boxer, believe me or I ll punch your nose)

Are you a perfect example for your children?

February 28 2011

When I got mad today and hit my child "For his own good, "
I reconciled,and then I realized my plight...
Today, I taught my child to fight.

When interrupted by the phone,I said, "tell them I'm not home."
And then I thought, and had to sigh...
Today I taught my child to lie.

I told the tax man what I made,forgetting cash that was paid,
And than I blushed at this sad feat...
Today I taught my child to cheat.

I smugly bought a pirated CD,
But now the bells of shame must peal...
Today I taught my child to steal.

Today I cursed another race,Oh God, protect what I debase,
for now, I fear it is too late...
Today I taught my child to hate.

What are we teaching our Kids?
Are you a perfect example for your children?

Questions & Thoughts mailed by Sivakumar

Happy Birthday Anitha!

February 27 2011

காதலித்து கெட்டு போ!

February 26 2011

அதிகம் பேசு

ஆதி ஆப்பிள் தேடு

மூளை கழற்றி வை

முட்டாளை பிறபெடு

கடிகாரம் இருந்தும் மணி கேள்

காத்திருந்து கான்

தம்பிகள் தேடி போ

தூதுக்கு தயார் செய்

தத்துவங்கள் கேட்காதே

நாய் குட்டி கொஞ்சு

நண்பன் இருந்தாலும் தனியாய் செல்

கடிதம் எழுத கற்றுகொள்

விதவிதமாய் பொய் சொல்

பின் தொடர்ந்து பல் இழி

பொறுக்கி என்பாள் பொறு

தெரிந்தும் தெரியாதது போல் நடி

விழி ஆற்றில் விழு

பூப்பறித்து கொடு

மேகமென கலை

மோகம் வளர்த்து மித

மதி கெட்டு மாய்

கவிதைகள் கிறுக்கு

கால்கொலுசில் இசை உணர்

தாடி வளர்த்து கொள்

எடை குறைத்து சிதை

உளறல் வரும்வரை குடி

ஊர் எதிர்த்தால் உதை

ஆராய்ந்து அழிந்து போ

மெல்ல செத்து மீண்டு வா

திகட்ட திகட்ட காதலி

காதலித்து கெட்டு போ!

- பிரபு

A few things that I did last week

February 25 2011

1) I deleted my Tamil Matrimonial account

Ten months of proposals with Tamil Matrimonial. More than 250 views. 40 express interests. 15 accepts. A few became friends too. All that begins well has to end well too and I made my decision to quit.

2) I was the MC for my friends wedding

I was made the Master of Ceremonies for my friend's wedding. I had a good time. The comedy chat stuff paid rich dividends. I thought that I would have a partner too. No mistress of ceremonies. But I didn't care much cos I had my eyes fixed on a few babes in the audience. But a closer look revealed to me that they were indeed my friends sisters. A simple coat of paint and some make-up can really transform an ordinary looking girl into a world beauty

3) I wrote one poetry

I wrote in Tamil . Can anyone compose the music for my poetry. Glory be ye to Anitha alone.You guys wanna see it? If more than ten of my readers are interested in reading it, I will upload it in my blog soon.

4) Finished Project Successfully
I finished my first business project very successfully. But still I waiting for balance payment 55,000`.

Great thanks to Green Vision Technologies for their timely support.

5)I met her

I saw her at last in the Dakshin restaurant. I met her too.Yet another Love story of mine soon to hit my blog

Thats all folks.

ParisHilton calling...

February 24 2011

My phone rang very late the night-before-last night. I checked my watch. It was 11 pm.Late night calls are always reserved for public personalities.I looked into my mobile. It read ParisHilton calling...

"Oh No! Not again", I thought to myself. It was the same girl. She was crazy about me. She even told once that she fantasizes about me. I finally decided that it is high time that I made her to change her mind. Her name is Paris Hilton. I hope my readers know that she likes to act in front of the camera.

I picked the call

ParisHilton : Hey Pepsiboy ( Low voice)... Mmmmmmuuuuuuaaaaah

Me : Yes tell me! What do you want? (Rough voice)

ParisHilton : I was just thinking about you

Me : OK

ParisHilton : Can I come over to your place?

Me : No My Mom is here!

ParisHilton : Please! I am looking at your photo now

Me : OK

ParisHilton : I am going for the Oscars tomorrow. Can I pose with your photo?

Me : You can! But do not trouble me any more.

ParisHilton : OK....Mmmmmmuuuuuuaaaaah

Me : Bang (Call Disconnected)

I do not know what happened the next day. But I was stunned to see this photo in the papers this morning.Some people are really crazy about me. I can't stop them.

Can you guys give me some tips to snub people like ParisHilton?

Note: Thanks Guru(my little bro) for introducing me to Photofunia.

The 10 drunk men

February 23 2011

I got a few pictures in the internet. A few pictures were sent to me by my friend. I took a picture.The result...
" The Ten best drunkards of our time"

10. I just Hit the pedal

9. Before and After

8. My dream stinks

7. I am doing my masters in Urine Technology

6.Is that my shoe in the air?

5.The door opened by itself

4. I call it the wet wet wet jogging

3. Beer-de-france

2. I can sit like my dog

1.Is it the Prabhupepsi?

Reveal the "honey" or the "vinegar"?!

February 22 2011

The preacher placed two identical containers on the table next to the pulpit. He quoted 1 Samuel 16:7 "The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart"

These containers came from the same factory, were made of the same materials, and can hold the same amount. But they are different, he explained.

Then he shook one container and it oozed out honey. He turned over the other, and vinegar spilled out. When a container is upset, whatever is in it comes out. Until containers were upset, they looked alike. The difference was within, and could not be seen. When they were upset, their contents were revealed.

Until we are upset we put on a good front. But when we are upset, we reveal our innermost thoughts and attitudes.

If someone irritated you today, What would flow out ?? Would you reveal the "honey" of grace and patience, or the "vinegar" of anger and sarcasm ??

"Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude

of sins" (1 Peter 4:8)