Believe me, I 'm a Scientist!

December 9 2010

In early January of the year 1994,when I was in class-9, my biology teacher said that AIDS was a sexually transmitted disease. I counter attacked her with my statement saying," Ma'm; Birth of a baby is the only sexually transmitted disease". I was sent out of class. That was the exact moment I decided that I would become a scientist. I started working towards my goal. Immediately, I called up my friends Ian Wilmut, Keith Campbell and gave them a ten minute pep talk. The very next year, they came up with Dolly (The first cloned female sheep). The world never knew the actual brain behind cloning. Now for the first time ever, this secret is revealed in my blog.

If you closely follow my blog, you would be knowing that I am a world famous scientist. I have described my findings in the sidebar. If you haven't noticed it, I am posting it again in this post so that you don't have to search for the message in the sidebar

I started discovering many things about animals. I would soon publish all my discoveries in book form. Please buy the book when i publish it. One such experiment made me to study about cows. I went to my Uncle Aruchamy's farm(Sharmi's dad) in koduvai and asked his permission whether I could conduct some experiments on his cows. He was more than happy. My experiment was to find out, if a cow could yield more than 20 litres of milk.

So I took a bucket and went to the farm and started milking a cow. After one hour of milking, there wasn't much milk in the bucket. I was disappointed and came back home with a dejected heart. Later when I talked with Uncle Aruchamy, I came to know that the only animal in that farm was actually a bull and not a cow. No wonder the bull smiled at me, while I was milking it.
My discoveries in the field of animal science was soon recognised by scientists around the Globe. Animal scientists even tried mating lions and tigers and came with a new animal "Liger". I even advised them to go forth in their scientific research to produce "Girze". They have tried all possible ways but all their efforts have failed so far. Will the world ever see Girze?


Priya said...

hey the scientist YOU .. kindly stay away from the world of sciened and your experiments.. if this keeps going on we will have weird animals all around us.. and you were the brain behind dolly.. :O oh my god! hhahaaaha

Arthi said...

pepsi boy, "Ma'm; Birth of a baby is the only sexually transmitted disease" - Chancey illa: neenga unga humour book-a mudichodane "How to follow the footsteps of Prabhupepsi ?" nu sollittu innoru book ezhudhanum wogay va?;) Need I say that I thoroughly enjoyed the post?! I DID!

Shubu said...

O man... pepsi boy... U don leave bulls also???? I thot u had restrictions!!! Ha ha... Nice blog man... N who's d finalist in d room mate search???

Pooja said...

othukaren! nee scientist nu!