My Confessions

December 5 2010

Warning : Reading this post is like inserting your head in lions mouth. You get a terrific feeling and people will notice it too

(Prabhu's finger chewing days)
I have not made this known to anyone yet. For the first time in my life, i am confessing a few bad things I committed in my life. It doesn't matter if the reader forms a bad impression about me after reading this post (As if Pepsi boy has a good impression amongst people)

Death of Tinku
In the summer of 1988, my neighbor's cat "Tinku" were found dead inside their Well. The reason for their suicide was not known. No one suspected Pepsi boy's hand behind their death. Jimmy Carr's quote, " Cats have nine lives, which makes them ideal for experimentation." acts as a guilt nullifier for me now.

Sate Uncle's Glass window
There was this grumpy old man, in our locality. He was very rude to all the children in our locality. When I was a young boy, I used to play street cricket with my friends. Many a times the ball would be hit inside the backyard of Sate Uncle's house. He was very strict and he would never give the ball back to us. There were times when we would sneak inside his house to reclaim the miss hit ball. But at such times if he catches any one of us, he would smack us to glory. Eventually we stopped playing cricket near his house. But his glass window was constantly pelted by some unknown creepy Boy. No one suspected the Prabhupepsi then.

Death of Julie
Julie, was my neighbor's pet dog. He once tried to commit suicide by hearing my guitar play. He was this nagging, irritating dog. He never allowed me to enter my neighbor's house. So the day julie ate too much of rat poison and died, no one doubted Pepsi boy's hand behind the whole incident. The rat poison that was in the store room of my house went missing.That does not mean that Prabhu poisoned Julie. Who asked Julie to eat Rat poison? Rat poison is meant for Rats and not for dogs.

Cry Babies
Why do young babies cry when Pepsi boy is around? Does he pinch them?


Sruthi said...

I thought the list would have been a little longer!
My sympathies are with the victims of Pepsiboy's pranks.
And I hope Mrs. Menaka Gandhi reads this post :P

Pooja said...

I had send this copy to Mrs.Menaka Gandhi! wait she ll come.....