10 ways to get late for work

October 9 2010

Having observed my travel patterns to work over the past month or so, I have managed to come up with this list. Feel free to add if you wish.
  1. Wake up way past the usual hour.
  2. Wander about listlessly in a groggy state in your pajamas
  3. Stroll instead of walk to the bus stop
  4. Miss the bus, then miss the auto or train 
  5. Respect and obey your road rules should halt in every signals and I am sure you ll 've 30 minutes.
  6. Engineering works (this could lead you to skip an entire day's work)
  7. Don't go in private buses instead go for govt buses for 100% technical failures
  8. Realizing you forgot your phone/ID card/wallet while at the bus stop and then going back to get them.
  9. Get caught in a downpour with no transport and a umbrella to see you through - find a shelter to keep yourself dry.
  10. And finally set off for work, realise you have locked yourself out without the keys to the front gate and wait till one the neighbours does happen to step out and thus let you out. - oh the joy!! 

1 comment:

Pooja said...

you are spoiling others da!