The Archimedes Principle - ( The lie that is taught in schools)
Archimedes took to the streets naked, so excited by his discovery that he had forgotten to dress, crying "Eureka!"
Archimedes Principle ( The truth - decoded by Prabhu Pepsi)
Archimedes was in love with an Indian aunty and her name was Rekha (feel as kadalora kavithaigal heroine). While he was taking bath, he saw Rekha along with another guy through the window. Archimedes got angry and jumped out the bathtub and ran into the streets shouting " You Rekha! You Rekha!; You ditched me". You Rekha was wrongly interpreted as Eureka and the rest of the story is wrongly taught in schools.
Why am I writing this now?
When I was in Kindergarten, I proposed Sharmi( My first girlfriend & My moraponu too ) for the first time. She said in a stern voice ,"Prabhu! I will fall in love with you if you get first rank in class". I never got first rank in my entire school life and my true ISO certified love was never accepted by Sharmi. But on the final day of her holiday before going back to her place(koduvai), she came to me and said, " Prabhu! I will accept your love if you become a famous personality in India". But Sharmi did not keep her word. Because She is getting married to a tall, dark and handsome guy ( I am short(er than him), fair and not so handsome) and is now the English Professor in a college.
Yesterday, when my blog made some news in the national scene, I called Sharmi over the phone and this is how our conversation went
Ring Ring.. Ring Ring
Sharmi : Hello! Me: Hello Muthalagu ( In my best husky voice)
She immediately understood that it was me
Sharmi : Hey Prabhu soluda! Long time. Eruma How are you?
Me : Yes. I am fine. How are you?
Sharmi : I am fine. My job keeping me busy da
Me : Thats sweet. I always think about our childhood days.
Sharmi : Yes. We had a great childhood life
Me : Do you still think of me?
Sharmi : I am now committed and I am three months elder than you idiot.
Me : But you promised me that you will reciprocate my love if i become famous in India
Sharmi : Yes. I did. But you never did anything worthwhile
Me: But you know my blog is the Awesome, most honest blog in India and I am in 75th place.
Sharmi : Don't Lie.
Me: I am serious.
Sharmi : Was the rating done by INDIBLOGGIES ?
Me : No. It was not a rating by indibloggies
Sharmi : Then. Please do not even mention about it to me.
Me: But Sharmi...
Sharmi : LOOK. I AM SERIOUS. IF YOU ARE RATED AS THE BEST BLOGGER BY INDIBLOGGIES, I AM EVEN READY TO LEAVE MY FIANCÉE AND COME TO YOU. BUT I AM SURE THAT YOU ARE NOT FIT FOR THAT. SO STOP BOTHERING ME.
Me: OK. Sharmi. If I am selected as the best blogger by indibloggies, I will surely call you.
BANG. The line went dead
Two hourss back, I was applying dove soap on my face when my friend called me on the phone and said, " Prabhu! You are pitted against one of the Most honest and awesome blogger in the country. Check the indibloggies final list". I immediately checked the indibloggies list to see my blog selected in the final 5 of the best honest blogs in the country.Now the voting phase has started. All you have to do is click this
Vote for Prabhu Pepsi.My blog is in the "Most honest indiblog category". It is the 5th category. If i win this award,
I promise to Construct roads in all the rural places of India
Ban professors from entering colleges ( This line is used to garner student votes)
Make threat-calls to all the bad bosses in IT firms ( More votes from IT employees)
find girl friends for all desperate bachelors
find handsome hunks with six packs like surya for all the love thirsty-girls.
This voting is open for even children below 18 years of age. My nephew Kavin(6y), Charan(3y)and my niece Krithi(6y), Swetha(3y), Aishu(5 weeks) are also voting for me.
Winning this award will also enable Sharmi to fall in love with me. If that happens, Sharmi's fiancée will run into the streets shouting, " You Sharmi! You Sharmi! You ditched me". That will make him famous like Archimedes.