I first flunked in my class 1 exams,when my answer to the mathematical question 1+1 =1 was not accepted by my class teacher. My explanation that one tiger plus one lion = one tigress was not accepted by her.
Then I failed in urine test when I was in class three. The yello samples landed me in bed for a couple of months with jaundice. I had a royal treatment though.
The first time I tried knotting a tie, it looked like britney spears's miniskirt.
I have worn a T-shirt inside out for one whole friday at my college with everyone but me noticing it.
The other day during my school days, I tried plugging the both ends of the same wire to the plug board and the whole school did not have power supply for two days.
I tried copying some 25 times in exams all my life and I have never been caught even once.
My greatest failure in my life was my LOVE with ANITHA.
Now I have a reason to fail and am proud of failing
4 comments:
too bad u dont have as many failures as MJ to boast of.. he he.. ;)
The count of failure has always been much more than that of success ! But that's the strongest cushion to sit up and look ahead. Life would not be exciting if I were to win all the time with no body to defeat me.
Did you just get a lil serious there?
I really love the similes you use...Your first tie knot looked like Britney's skirt?!!?!
hahahahaha
ROTFL!
In my high school history class there was something similar to that poster, except about Abe Lincoln.
I've failed at a couple of things, though, I have to admit, never a urine test. :)
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