Thank you for helping me to stay good so far this day.
I have not flirted with anyone today;
I have not given any missed calls to random numbers;
I did not mistakenly mix salt in my coffee;
I did not press all the buttons inside the lift;
I did not park my bike in the car parking space;
I did not torture anyone with my non-stop talk;
I have not scared even a single child today;
I have not spammed by Sharmi's(gf) mailbox with my forwarded mails;
I did not use my clients phone for my personal use;
I did not hurt any one purposefully;
I did not overspeed on my bike;
I have not switched off my dad's cellphone when he's busy working;
I did not call my friend on his mobile phone( he is on international roaming);
I did not pour water on the neighbor's cat;
But I will be getting out of bed in a minute and I think I need your help then.
- Prabhu Pepsi.