Girlfriend 1.0 to Girlfriend 2.0 :)

March 25 2011

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last month I upgraded from Girlfriend 1.0 to Girlfriend 2.0. I soon noticed that the new program, Girlfriend 2.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as Party Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, Week End Vodkas 7.5, Sleeping When Chatting 2.8 and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, Crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep Girlfriend 2.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

But I am sure I am loving the Girlfriend 2.0 so much and the ‘uninstall’ doesn't work on Girlfriend 2.0.

Please Tech help needed!


“A Troubled User”(Prabhupepsi)

REPLY from the support Team:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Girlfriend 2.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Girlfriend 2.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Girlfriend 2.0 and to return to Girlfriend 1.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Girlfriend 2.0 is designed not to allow this. I recommend that you keep Girlfriend 2.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Girlfriend 2.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Girlfriend 2.0 comes with several support programs, such as Wakeup alarm 2.5, Care 3.0, Food remainder 1.5, Do Quarrel 4.2 and Love 9.0. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 and Bad words 6.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Girlfriend 2.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Hugs 2.1 and kisses 6.0


DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Girlfriend 2.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

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